Piece 02
someonesoyoung: K LO SENT YOU EMAIL

someonesoyoung: and me

The Argument: hahahahahah

someonesoyoung: about an old convo i put up in my journal

The Argument: let em look!

someonesoyoung: i guess she got pissed

The Argument: oh no!

someonesoyoung: i can't see my email though

someonesoyoung: yeah i took down her name and shit though already

someonesoyoung: and i told sharon that i'm sorry if she was offended

someonesoyoung: we said we wished her baby was a tard!!!!!!1

The Argument: holyt shit

The Argument: you havent read her mail yet?

someonesoyoung: nmo

someonesoyoung: what does it say?

someonesoyoung: is she going to kill us?

someonesoyoung: run us over with a car?

someonesoyoung: insulting?

The Argument:

To the most pathetic losers I have ever met,

             if your going to wish upon someone to have a child with down syndrome, don't post it on the internet where everyone can read it.  Who the fuck do the two of you think you are. To say that about a baby who is a very real person is despicable.

The Argument: D and D are the center of my life and to read that on the fucking internet literally made me shake with anger.  how i ever considered either one of you friends i will never know. 

someonesoyoung: HBAHAHHAHAHAHA

The Argument: i genuinely feel sorry for the two of you.  maybe someday you'll grow up and move beyond this high-schoolish behavior you've always had. 

The Argument: i mean why do you hate me so much.  well i cant sit here all day and tell you how immature you are, I have a family to tend to, maybe when you do you'll understand.

someonesoyoung: too bad we were in high school when we wrote it

The Argument: KL   or as you suggested K Lo.

P.S. is case you do this to more people than you recall  Lindsay Dairy

The Argument: I'm going to write her back!

The Argument: Telling her only gaytards search for their names on the internet hahahaa

The Argument: no just kidding

The Argument: did t say her name when she found it?

The Argument: and then you changed it?

someonesoyoung: yeah she did a search

The Argument: I'm going to be kinda mean in my emails

The Argument: email

someonesoyoung: dpo iot

someonesoyoung: do it

someonesoyoung: like for her to be proud of having a "family" to tend to is more despicable to me

someonesoyoung: and at the time of that converstaion d wasn't even born yet

The Argument: will do

someonesoyoung: also: you WERE in high school when we had that conversation i think

The Argument: whats it date? can you find out?

someonesoyoung: in the year 2000

The Argument: that conversation was so gay... like, almost not ene worth posting because it's nothing

The Argument: you know

someonesoyoung: i know

someonesoyoung: i think i just got in a habit fo putting up our conversations

someonesoyoung: we talk about maria in it too

someonesoyoung: so shes not the only one getting made fun of

someonesoyoung: obviously we work with down syndromed people doing more for the world than k does and we wouldn't wish it on anyone we were just being jerky

someonesoyoung: tell her i took her and d's name off of that

someonesoyoung: but dn's was never there to begin with because HE WAS NOT EVEN BORN

The Argument: so far..

The Argument: Kn-

It's regretable that you found that conversation and I'm sorry. To talk that way about someone's life is never nice and I really am truly sorry. Lindsay and I both work with 40 mentally retarded people so if you seriously think we wanted you to birth a boy with downs syndrome, then the jokes on you.

The Argument: Don't act as though you've never spoken negatively about someone, though. While we did have that conversation, it was never meant to be posted, and it wasn't my journal. When it took place I was still in high school and your child was mere cell developement; it wasn't a personal attack on Dn.

The Argument: Don't act as though you've never spoken negatively about someone, though. While we did have that conversation, it was never meant to be posted, and it wasn't my journal. When it took place I was still in high school and your child was mere cell developement; it wasn't a personal attack on D.

The Argument: email title: What's for dinner, Mom?

The Argument: are you there?

The Argument: I need your help!

The Argument: OKay here's the finished email

The Argument: Kn-

It's regrettable that you found that conversation and I'm sorry. To talk that way about someone's life is never nice and I really am truly sorry. Lindsay and I both work with 40 mentally retarded people so if you seriously think we wanted you to birth a boy with downs syndrome, then the jokes on you.

The Argument: Don't act as though you've never spoken negatively about someone with your close friend, as everyone has. If you could look back on all that you've said then you'd see that you were just as juvenile. While we did have that conversation, it was never meant to be posted, and it wasn't my journal. When it took place I was still in high school and your child was mere cell development; it wasn't a personal attack on D.

The Argument: He hardly existed for Christ sake. Feel sorry for me all you want, and while you do that I'll for sorry for you for 1. getting knocked up, 2. searching for your name on the internet and not being able to handle the results, and 3. for taking it so seriously. Don't get me wrong, I'm sorry for it all, but it was hardly serious when it was written.

The Argument: High-schoolish behavior we've always had? Hahahah what a riot! Didn't you last know us IN high school? Close the search engine and give your brain a moment to process that. Put it into time and perspective, Kerrin. People change and mature, and that conversation was had literally YEARS ago. Let's call a statue of limitations on this mess!

Sincerely,Put it into

Corrie

The Argument: put it into there was a mistake

The Argument: damn cut and paste

someonesoyoung: ahahhahah

someonesoyoung: you are amazing

The Argument: is that alright? :F

The Argument: I haven't sent it yet

someonesoyoung: its PERFECT

The Argument: Am I too much of an asshole?

someonesoyoung: no its wonderful

The Argument: OKay

The Argument: Thanks

someonesoyoung: good yob

The Argument: yanks

someonesoyoung: trhe funniest part is that you spell d's name wrong

someonesoyoung: because WHO CARFES HOW YOU SPELL IT SERIOUSLY

The Argument: hahahah i didn't even notice

someonesoyoung: i bet it will irk her

someonesoyoung: she'll like notice it

The Argument: good!

The Argument: I like... Feel sorry for me all you want, and while you do that I'll for sorry for you for 1. getting knocked up, 2. searching for your name on the internet and not being able to handle the results, and 3. for taking it so seriously.

someonesoyoung: AJAJAJAHAHAHAH SHE's like lucky she found shit about her you know

someonesoyoung: like nobody would even say anything about me

The Argument: hahahahaha

someonesoyoung: her emphasis on "family" is sorta sad

someonesoyoung: i bet its cuz her mother died she's all nutso family

The Argument: yeah I bet you're right

The Argument: I was going to take a stab and the family thing vbut I decided not ot

The Argument: to

someonesoyoung: THAHAHHAHA we are nice people

someonesoyoung: i feel bad she felt bad and it was sorta silly

The Argument: yeah

The Argument: I feel bad too

The Argument: But not bad enough hahahhahaha

someonesoyoung: HAHHHA TURN ON CONAN

someonesoyoung: COMEDY CENTRAL

The Argument: hah

The Argument: hahah I never get any email, like seriously nothing, and then that

The Argument: hahah

The Argument: zoe monster just signed on!

The Argument: Name: ZOE, K, spooky, K

Location: Taunton, Massachusetts

Hobbies & Interests: trippin', partying, just chillin with BHM, slowly goin insane

Occupation: being with my baby boy D

Personal Quote: laugh and smoke a cigarette, why be mean when you can be nice-why make someone mad when you can make them smile, BANNANA BANNANA BANNANA, ITS *INSANE* bitchfaces for life

someonesoyoung: HHhahhahahahah oh man

The Argument: Chew on that, Sullivan!

someonesoyoung: OH MAN

someonesoyoung: any feeling bad just left my person

The Argument: hahahahah

Piece 03
Now. Before. Your Fun Free Dairy. Me-Mail.