I have voicemail now for about a month so if you want to call up and leave me some scary/funny/whatever messages. I urge [to herbal] you to all make an effort no matter how half-assed. Threaten to murder me! Tell me my favorite band sucks! Tell me I'm ugly! Sing me a song! I'm up for anything.

The number is as follows:

1-877-693-2200 and my extension is 817

It is super-free so please don't hesitate, fuckrags.