Piece 02
ChemxHalo: hello? happy thanksgiving.

HydroponicGroove: happy gay attack

ChemxHalo: seriouslot

ChemxHalo: der.

HydroponicGroove: happy death wish

HydroponicGroove: der/

ChemxHalo: okay

ChemxHalo: i need to die

HydroponicGroove: i want to die.

HydroponicGroove: ahh!

ChemxHalo: i want to choke on a turkey bone

HydroponicGroove: that was a riot

ChemxHalo: on chris ruth's front doorstep

HydroponicGroove: hahaha!

ChemxHalo: so he has to move my body

HydroponicGroove: hahaha! der... do you have to see relatrives toadya?

ChemxHalo: no way!

ChemxHalo: thanksginving isn't a big deal here

HydroponicGroove: der! i wish i were you!

ChemxHalo: my mom makes a turkey and pumpkin pie

ChemxHalo: when i was little we used to

ChemxHalo: but now nothing matters to anyone in my family anymore.

ChemxHalo: she's working right now actually

ChemxHalo: she works all holidays because she gets time and a half

ChemxHalo: i mean double time

ChemxHalo: like big holidays

ChemxHalo: so how was your night last night?

HydroponicGroove: good. jordan was being a lovely boy. we went and sold a dime and a nic to a nigger!

ChemxHalo: ahahahah

ChemxHalo: i called you to see if you had anything

HydroponicGroove: he didnt after we met up with the nig.

HydroponicGroove: der.

HydroponicGroove: i have to spend time with family memebers i dont even know

HydroponicGroove: der

ChemxHalo: ahahhaha

ChemxHalo: well you know

ChemxHalo: DUE TO THE TRAGIC EVENTS :FGAYGAYGAY

HydroponicGroove: its going to be awkward and fucking uncomfortable

ChemxHalo: yeah.

ChemxHalo: and i hit someone in my car

ChemxHalo: my life is retarded

ChemxHalo: i also returned christmas presents i bought at the emerald square mall and the girl that i returned them to i said "the girl i was gonna give this to died and i feel weird giving it to anyone else" and she was like "THATS AWFUYL OH MYH GOD"

HydroponicGroove: yah! you called me! it was a riot! i went inside work and told workers

HydroponicGroove: they thought it was a riot too!

ChemxHalo: the kid's friend was HOT XXX ASIAN ACTION

HydroponicGroove: REAALY? you should have got his number

ChemxHalo: ahhaha well the boy was like "maybe i'll need your number if i get a hospital bill." and he was all smiling and shit.

ChemxHalo: but he was gross

HydroponicGroove: der! but his friend!

HydroponicGroove: number one rule

ChemxHalo: yeah really

ChemxHalo: I DIE

HydroponicGroove: ME TOO

ChemxHalo: i don't even have marijuana to get me through this one year anniversary

HydroponicGroove: oh no!

HydroponicGroove: ill call you right away when i get home and we can smoke what i have left

ChemxHalo: of DEATH

ChemxHalo: ahahah if you want.

ChemxHalo: you don't have to or whatever.

ChemxHalo: i wish i had BETTER DRUGS

HydroponicGroove: :(

ChemxHalo: so i don't have to think about anything except how fucked up i am

HydroponicGroove: der look at that gay face!

ChemxHalo: ahhahah :C

HydroponicGroove: thats what i really look like

ChemxHalo: der. der.

ChemxHalo: and after all this i still made c something for our anniversary that isn't even happening

HydroponicGroove: when you anniversary>

ChemxHalo: i wish i knew how to make a bomb.i'd say i spent all night on that and wrap it up and when he opened it it would explode.

ChemxHalo: today

ChemxHalo: well thanksgiving last year

HydroponicGroove: oh :(

HydroponicGroove: are you guys doing anything?

ChemxHalo: i'm not sure of the date

ChemxHalo: he hasn't even called. he went with ryan white to the studios last night to drink.

HydroponicGroove: i know how to make a bomb! i have Steal this Book!

ChemxHalo: i didn't have the car last night all night.

ChemxHalo: gimme`

HydroponicGroove: der. after i blow myself up

HydroponicGroove: vnv nation was incredible lynzell!

HydroponicGroove: there were so many gothie

ChemxHalo: der i wish i went

ChemxHalo: c kept going "so you're not going to vnv nation with adryon?"

ChemxHalo: i was like " I WISH I WAS"

ChemxHalo: yeah.

ChemxHalo: he's a mess.

ChemxHalo: i die

ChemxHalo: die die die.

ChemxHalo: hey.

ChemxHalo: are you busy on saturday night?

HydroponicGroove: no

ChemxHalo: want to go on a date with me to start at bills bar?

ChemxHalo: we can go make requests to gibby

HydroponicGroove: yes~

ChemxHalo: and get hammered.

ChemxHalo: or something

ChemxHalo: yay!

ChemxHalo: :D!

HydroponicGroove: im sorry he's so mean

ChemxHalo: its okay. i know that he's the person with a serious problem and its painful for me but it is going to be 3000 times more painful for him.

ChemxHalo: karma

ChemxHalo: what i did came back to me.

ChemxHalo: and what he is doing will come back to him

HydroponicGroove: si senorita

ChemxHalo: I HOPE GAYYYGAYGAYGYA

ChemxHalo: I AM A GAY ATTACK PERSONIFIED

HydroponicGroove: haha!

HydroponicGroove: lynzell.... what the fuck. why didnt we run away? we'd probably be happy. or at least dead

ChemxHalo: NO KIDDDING

ChemxHalo: can you imagine if we had?

ChemxHalo: i'm too old now to

HydroponicGroove: i know. me too

HydroponicGroove: it would just be called being homeless now

HydroponicGroove: we wouldnt be run aways,we'd be bums

ChemxHalo: hahahahhaha

ChemxHalo: i want to just die.

ChemxHalo: i don't want a brain anymore.

HydroponicGroove: i dont want anything... except the sound of a train smashing into my body

ChemxHalo: seriousot

ChemxHalo: my grandmother is on the phone and i'm listened to my dad and her talking because i'm on the other phone and she's telling all these stories and they're talking about my grandfather and stuff.

ChemxHalo: it is sad to hear my dad talk about him because he died when my dad was 17

ChemxHalo: it makes me sad when i think abouty my father sometimes.

HydroponicGroove: oh shit. thats awful

HydroponicGroove: it makes me sad when i think about my parents

HydroponicGroove: my dad esp. too tho

ChemxHalo: i think its because we're female.

ChemxHalo: for a long time i didn't even associate my father with myself.

ChemxHalo: he was just ap erson who lived in my house.

HydroponicGroove: i know

HydroponicGroove: its kinda weird

HydroponicGroove: i just feel so badly when i think aout my parents as people

ChemxHalo: yeah really.

HydroponicGroove: what were they like when they were my age and why am i such an asshole to them?

ChemxHalo: not as people who raised me or these ideas of parentage.

ChemxHalo: yeah really.

ChemxHalo: i look at pictures of them

ChemxHalo: and they're like big weirdos like me and my friends

ChemxHalo: and now my mom dyes her hair to cover gray and my dad has had 2 heart attacks in the past year.

ChemxHalo: what will i be like?

ChemxHalo: wil i make my kids sad?

HydroponicGroove: i know! its fucked! i look at pictures of my parents when they're younger and its fucked! and then i look at them now and they seem so sad. my mom is 50 on sunday!

ChemxHalo: wow!!!!!

ChemxHalo: tell her happy birthday!

HydroponicGroove: its like, holy shit, did they plan for any of this? is this what they thought it would be like?

ChemxHalo: she doesn't lok that old at all.

HydroponicGroove: thanx. ill tell her & she'll be happy

ChemxHalo: we're gonna be fifty.

ChemxHalo: someday.

HydroponicGroove: no., i dont know if there is much of a point

ChemxHalo: will we still think of everything as a gay attack?

HydroponicGroove: i think ill just slit my wrists tomorrow... as to not do it on thanlsgiving

ChemxHalo: can i join you?

ChemxHalo: you can drown me in the bathtub?

HydroponicGroove: i dont know.... will we like dishes and wallpaper?

HydroponicGroove: will we think babies are cute?

ChemxHalo: I THINK RETARDS ARE CUTE :F

HydroponicGroove: no.... i think everything will still be a gay attack... only we'll be so used to it that it wont even touch us any more. god! i can really see myself as a big mess years down the line

HydroponicGroove: as well as a big mess right now

HydroponicGroove: retards... dont get me started on the retards

ChemxHalo: i wonder if i'll be a drug addict

ChemxHalo: or completely normal

ChemxHalo: or what.

HydroponicGroove: will i be telling my kids not to do drgus?

HydroponicGroove: kids?

HydroponicGroove: eww

HydroponicGroove: no thanx

ChemxHalo: yeah will i ruin my body [not like its so hot right nwo] and have 3 kids?

ChemxHalo: and raise 3 human beings?

ChemxHalo: what sort of parent will i be?

ChemxHalo: I HATE THE WORLD AS A WHOLE.

HydroponicGroove: me too!

HydroponicGroove: esp. cuz i have to get ready now

HydroponicGroove: hooray!

HydroponicGroove: family time!

HydroponicGroove: getting to hang out with the fam

HydroponicGroove: wooohooo!

HydroponicGroove: holiday!

HydroponicGroove: thanksgiVING!

HydroponicGroove: :(

HydroponicGroove: i am miserable

ChemxHalo: me too

HydroponicGroove: herb is my only consolation prize

ChemxHalo: call me if you want?

ChemxHalo: ahahah my only remedy!!

ChemxHalo: I AM BOB MARLEY

HydroponicGroove: HAHA! yes! take care yo self sulklican

HydroponicGroove: :F

ChemxHalo: okay.

ChemxHalo: xo bye bye adj

HydroponicGroove: bye ot!

Piece 03
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