Piece 02
HydroponicGroove: some fucker didnt come visit me at work. i wonder who that was :F

HydroponicGroove: you missed some comedy!

HydroponicGroove: namely some black folk hollarin: hey miss sweet thang at me thru the drive thru

ChemxHalo: ahahah

HydroponicGroove: i almost lost my shit

ChemxHalo: ahahhaha

ChemxHalo: i would have

HydroponicGroove: hold

ChemxHalo: ok

HydroponicGroove: someone just called me and hung up when i answered.

HydroponicGroove: der

ChemxHalo: SAME HERE!

HydroponicGroove: okay so ---- came by while i was working

ChemxHalo: someone just called me

HydroponicGroove: :F

ChemxHalo: and hung up

ChemxHalo: it was blocked

HydroponicGroove: yup

ChemxHalo: was it psychopaths

HydroponicGroove: :F

HydroponicGroove: i hope so.

HydroponicGroove: =(

ChemxHalo: hahah

ChemxHalo: they are such retards

HydroponicGroove: why cant he just talk to me :C

HydroponicGroove: gawd

ChemxHalo: who cares

HydroponicGroove: but anyway

ChemxHalo: :F why can't --- talk to me?

ChemxHalo: about cheating on me

ChemxHalo: and treating me like a piece of shit

ChemxHalo: :F

HydroponicGroove: ---- brought fucking scott frankfkdlsjgayfag's sister w/ her.

ChemxHalo: hahah

HydroponicGroove: so it was gay

ChemxHalo: she's a mess

ChemxHalo: yeah.

ChemxHalo: everyone makes me angry

HydroponicGroove: yeah she is. me too

ChemxHalo: i think we should move to the city

HydroponicGroove: i wanted to kill

ChemxHalo: i have to talk to you about something i did this weekend

HydroponicGroove: so i stole a whippit and rewarded myself

HydroponicGroove: oh- what did you dooooo?

ChemxHalo: hahah

ChemxHalo: later

ChemxHalo: i'll tel lyou

HydroponicGroove: no you tell it now sir

HydroponicGroove: im feeling all in suspense!

ChemxHalo: haha

ChemxHalo: t isn't that cool

ChemxHalo: just weird for me

HydroponicGroove: im not that cool so on with it!

ChemxHalo: can't

HydroponicGroove: oh all right then i will just write my papar in sheer misery

ChemxHalo: hahah

ChemxHalo: its stupid

ChemxHalo: but

ChemxHalo: warehouse space

ChemxHalo: in the city

ChemxHalo: i met someone

HydroponicGroove: WHAT?

HydroponicGroove: =)

HydroponicGroove: who?

HydroponicGroove: warehouse spave- thats so vague!

HydroponicGroove: what were you doing in some random wherehouse!

ChemxHalo: i wasn't

ChemxHalo: this kid jay

ChemxHalo: from moc

HydroponicGroove: yer????give more

ChemxHalo: he wants to buy on warehouse space

ChemxHalo: out

ChemxHalo: not on

HydroponicGroove: out warehouse space for a big fucking orgie or what

ChemxHalo: yeah

ChemxHalo: for an orgy

ChemxHalo: i dunno

ChemxHalo: i almost don't want to talk about it

HydroponicGroove: really? i was kidding!

ChemxHalo: it sounds stuid

ChemxHalo: but

HydroponicGroove: tell a brothah

ChemxHalo: i spent the day in providence on that nice day

ChemxHalo: as much as i hate humanity i think we'd belong more in a city

HydroponicGroove: me too

ChemxHalo: share a car

HydroponicGroove: i think about that a lot

HydroponicGroove: city= more chance of cool people

ChemxHalo: yeah

ChemxHalo: i dunno, though, i'm scared of leaving my job

ChemxHalo: more precisely: i don't want to leave my job

HydroponicGroove: yeah- you have a good job

HydroponicGroove: but

ChemxHalo: though i'm sure there's other retard places to work

HydroponicGroove: i think you could get a job like that anywhere

ChemxHalo: i'd just miss john and bob and carrie too much

HydroponicGroove: and when you get a new one they have to give you more money

HydroponicGroove: rtight?

ChemxHalo: i hope so

ChemxHalo: i dunno how much they pay for human rights in other states

HydroponicGroove: what about me... a new donut shop! hahahaha! do you wanna move to providence/

ChemxHalo: i dunno

HydroponicGroove: where ot?

ChemxHalo: the other day/night i really fell in love with it

HydroponicGroove: i know. i like providence

ChemxHalo: its really clean

HydroponicGroove: its WICKED cheap too

ChemxHalo: yea hit is

ChemxHalo: and schools are around there

ChemxHalo: bullshit cheap ones, too

ChemxHalo: which is where i wanna go to get my bachelors

ChemxHalo: IN RETARDOLOGY

HydroponicGroove: yes. schools. and its pretty artsy musicy yeah.

HydroponicGroove: HAHAHAHA!

ChemxHalo: yeah

HydroponicGroove: RETARDOLOGY!!! HAHAHAA!

ChemxHalo: hahah

HydroponicGroove: i could get my masters in it!

HydroponicGroove: HAHAHA!

ChemxHalo: hahah i'm pretty much qualified

HydroponicGroove: der. i wanna die. so lets do it

HydroponicGroove: fuck this time and place

HydroponicGroove: :F

ChemxHalo: yeah

ChemxHalo: and we need to really get out of here

HydroponicGroove: REALLY BADLY CHRIST FUCK

ChemxHalo: i don't like running into people

ChemxHalo: that i know

ChemxHalo: or did know

ChemxHalo: i hate seeing the same faces

HydroponicGroove: yeah so at work 50 cars came thru the drivethru and they were all cute and had good music and looked like they were going to a good time. we need to go to a good time

HydroponicGroove: me too-

ChemxHalo: it has been to long [if ever] that i've had a change

ChemxHalo: hahah we need to go to a good time

HydroponicGroove: word to that negro

ChemxHalo: hahahah

HydroponicGroove: this is how i see it:

HydroponicGroove: we are either lame

HydroponicGroove: or we are really fukcing cool and just stuck in a lame situation

HydroponicGroove: ha! really fucking cool should show how uncool i am

ChemxHalo: nobody else can put it like that but you.

HydroponicGroove: well i dont know. am i a big fucking faggola?

HydroponicGroove: id like to know

ChemxHalo: i love you

HydroponicGroove: i love you. lets blow this pop stand baby girl

HydroponicGroove: my friend lives in prov. and he spend like 250.month on a big spave i guess?

ChemxHalo: yeah

ChemxHalo: it is cheapo

HydroponicGroove: and its close to everything. and there are good dXugs

ChemxHalo: i think we should spend a night there

ChemxHalo: get smoe papers

HydroponicGroove: on the streeets?

ChemxHalo: yeah lets spend a fucking night on the streets of providence

ChemxHalo: first lets take a bunch of g

ChemxHalo: and then spend the night on the streets

HydroponicGroove: and have people yell NICE TITS at us?

HydroponicGroove: ha! a bunch of g is funny!

ChemxHalo: hahah at least they'll be speaking the TRUTH

HydroponicGroove: HAHAHA!

ChemxHalo: ok

ChemxHalo: i love you

HydroponicGroove: i love you!

HydroponicGroove: and i love it that our xboyfriends get together and prank us

HydroponicGroove: that is too cool for school

HydroponicGroove: yea- why should we move out and live around here? here sucks!

ChemxHalo: SERIOUSLYOT

ChemxHalo: i mean, i can always visit john

ChemxHalo: and bring him pudding pops

HydroponicGroove: you can bring him gum!

ChemxHalo: and squeeze his cheekies

HydroponicGroove: and it will be better when we come visit

HydroponicGroove: we'll like it more

HydroponicGroove: you really wanna do this cuz i think we should

ChemxHalo: yes.

ChemxHalo: it was so nice out the other night

ChemxHalo: i feel better this season

ChemxHalo: i can wear normal clothes with out feeling like a fat ass

HydroponicGroove: im yelling do do bees and i think its getting on my parents tits

ChemxHalo: even though i am

ChemxHalo: hahahhahaha

ChemxHalo: doo doo bees!

HydroponicGroove: you are not a fat ass. you are a sexy jesus. nice ass pants! oh-

ChemxHalo: i just threw the remote to pat

ChemxHalo: and as he caught it i went "nice catch! hey now you're an allstar!!" and he didn't even laugh!!!!

ChemxHalo: HydroponicGroove: you are not a fat ass. you are a sexy jesus. nice ass pants! oh-

ChemxHalo: SEXY JESUS?

ChemxHalo: nice ass pants?

ChemxHalo: i sang it too

HydroponicGroove: the weather is nicee however it reminds me of when ---- & i worked nicely together. back of my car?) and he was soo nice

ChemxHalo: haha

ChemxHalo: yeah i know

ChemxHalo: i know what you mean

ChemxHalo: but i think we need to give old things new meanings

HydroponicGroove: it makes me want to die!

HydroponicGroove: ha!

ChemxHalo: YOU DIG?

ChemxHalo: we are talking like retards

ChemxHalo: and i love it

HydroponicGroove: i dig a hole in my heart >:-(

ChemxHalo: stop ot!

ChemxHalo: they're the gayest

ChemxHalo: we're gonna be living it up in the city

HydroponicGroove: im a fucking lameo.

ChemxHalo: and rocking out

ChemxHalo: and putting on shows

ChemxHalo: and playing in sick bands

HydroponicGroove: yeah!

ChemxHalo: and going to art exhibits

HydroponicGroove: yeah i think so

ChemxHalo: and writing zines

ChemxHalo: and meeting cute dudes with arm tattoos

ChemxHalo: and tight t shirts

HydroponicGroove: heehee

HydroponicGroove: you is the best

ChemxHalo: lots of HOT ASIAN XXX ACTION

HydroponicGroove: i wouldnt know what to say to a hot dude if he was smacking me in the face with his huge cock

HydroponicGroove: wow

HydroponicGroove: settle

ChemxHalo: hahah

ChemxHalo: you probably wouldn't have to say anything if his huge cock would be in your face

HydroponicGroove: HAHAHAHA!

HydroponicGroove: that one almost gave me a stroke

HydroponicGroove: stroke? eh

HydroponicGroove: whatever.

HydroponicGroove: well id like to get some shit going one way or another

HydroponicGroove: cuz im dying inside myself ova here

HydroponicGroove: i think i used to have something to say and now i dont?

ChemxHalo: up in this piece

ChemxHalo: no, i think we just need to find something that makes have something to say.

HydroponicGroove: yeah? where eees ot?

HydroponicGroove: what ees ot?

HydroponicGroove: i feel like everyone has emotions and feelings and all i have is some fucking bunk resin

ChemxHalo: i mean, we're sorta teh same

HydroponicGroove: :F

ChemxHalo: but

HydroponicGroove: yeah.

ChemxHalo: we are getting older

HydroponicGroove: my mom puts it down to having a difficult time growing up

HydroponicGroove: and to some extent i think she's right

ChemxHalo: of course

HydroponicGroove: but thats gay

ChemxHalo: dealing with the shit we've been dealing with the past two years though is a bit ridiculous

HydroponicGroove: and i dont want to be that anymore

ChemxHalo: even for life.

ChemxHalo: but

HydroponicGroove: haha!

ChemxHalo: we shall overcome

Piece 03
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