Piece 02
ChemxHalo: seirusly if i died right now it would rule.

ChemxHalo: i'm so sick of life.

The Argument: Sing it, sister

ChemxHalo: HI CORRIE

The Argument: HELLO LINDSAY!

ChemxHalo: whats up

The Argument: Oh, nothing aside from failing school for the third time.

The Argument: I'm expecting a beating.

The Argument: What's up with your ass?

ChemxHalo: hahah failing!!

ChemxHalo: school rules

ChemxHalo: nothing

ChemxHalo: tards

ChemxHalo: depressioonnn

The Argument: Depression is my life theme

ChemxHalo: the golden girls is my life theme actually.

The Argument: HA!

The Argument: Okay Colette!

ChemxHalo: hahahah

ChemxHalo: why she likes blanche?

The Argument: Yeah, she idenitifies with her.

ChemxHalo: does she really?

The Argument: Jesus no!

The Argument: She thinks the show is a huge laugh riot though

ChemxHalo: it is!!!

The Argument: Colette likes to call attention to the fact that they are the most active old bitches ever. No other old people are going on so many hot dates.

The Argument: They are hot to trot!

ChemxHalo: seirously

ChemxHalo: they are gross to trot

ChemxHalo: hahaha

ChemxHalo: i dunno why i thought tht was so funny

The Argument: GROSS TO TROT!

The Argument: AHAHAHAHAH

ChemxHalo: hahah

The Argument: That's hilarious!

ChemxHalo: it is!!!

The Argument: Do you happen to know who Tara is? She's a family friend and works at the tire shop.

The Argument: An old friend of Holly's.

The Argument: She reminds Colette and I of Blanche in a biiiig way

The Argument: It's kind of gross

ChemxHalo: ewww

Piece 03
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